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"Love- a wildly misunderstood, although highly desirable malfunction
of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow,
blood pressure to rise, and lips to pucker.♥

Side Effects may include:
nostalgia, sweaty palms, clammy skin, sadness, offensive words, worry,
depression, jealousy, outrage, anger, the inability to function and in severe
cases a broken heart.

Fall in at your own risk." unknown